San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
San Fernando Jones, the great adventurer, is on a quest for the Temple of Poon. Legend has it that inside the temple lays the sweetest, tightest pussy on earth. Most think San Fernando is out of his mind. "The temple is an urban myth," they all claim. But our hero is convinced that it does indeed exist and he will scour the ends of the earth in his quest. Is he crazy? Is the Temple of Poon real? Join San Fernando Jones on the quest and find out the truth.
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📋 Film Details
| Year | 2000 |
| Country | United States of America |
| Genre | Action, Adventure, Comedy |
| Director | Mike Quasar |
| Runtime | 150 min. |
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San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon is an acquired taste at 0.0/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.
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A 2000 film from an era before CGI overload, with real performances that still hit hard. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.
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