The Family Jewels
In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
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📋 Film Details
| Year | 2003 |
| Country | Hungary |
| Director | Roland Dane |
| Runtime | 87 min. |
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The Family Jewels is an acquired taste at 0.0/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.
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A 2003 film from an era before CGI overload, with real performances that still hit hard. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.
— MovieFinder Editorial
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