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Fuck the Tourist

2008 · 109 min

With fucking you can expect anything. In Fuck the Tourist, sex-reporter Marcel is blowing and sticking himself into half of Europe. He desperately wants to know if Spaniards really are volcanoes, the French have exclusively thick baguettes and if the Dutch dicks really are that much bigger than German ones? And who the fuck is Big Ben? Get on the sperm rocket and touch down at arse euro pass. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for your ass! Enjoy like Marcel Dickenshorizon. Get on board the sperm rocket and touch down in the arse of Europe. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for the reluctant traveller. Enjoy how Marcel's dick horizon gets broadened to the limit. With steep cock warranty!

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📋 Film Details

Original Title Fick den Touri
Year 2008
Country France, Germany, Netherlands
Director Lorenz Michel
Runtime 109 min.

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Fuck the Tourist is an acquired taste at 0.0/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.

Not every film is made for everyone. Read the synopsis, watch the trailer — you'll know right away if it's for you.

A 2008 film from an era before CGI overload, with real performances that still hit hard. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.

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