The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.
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🔍 Search on JustWatch →The Three Kings is an acquired taste at 2.8/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.
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A classic from 1987. They don't make them like this anymore — which is exactly why you should watch it. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.
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Tiana Alexandra
Jan DuLong
Jane Kaczmarek
Dr. Paula Bolet
Richard 'Rick' Partlow
Police Officer
Lou Diamond Phillips
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Art LaFleur
Police Officer
Kavi Raz
Falafel Stand Worker
Charles Nelson Reilly
Clerk
Pepe Serna
Alex Sweetwood
Stan Shaw
Paul
Tori Spelling
Girl at Falafel Stand
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