Say Your Prayers

Two orphaned brothers, radicalized as Christian hitmen, receive a divine mission from Father Enoch. Armed with scripture and silenced pistols, they descend upon the rural town of Ilkley, targeting famed atheist writer Professor John Huxley. Their holy assignment: a quiet assassination. Posing as pious pilgrims, these profoundly inept killers find their fanatical zeal constantly undermined by the banality of small-town life, their own incompetence, and unexpected moral quandaries. What begins as a sacred duty spirals into a series of farcical failures, where every attempt at righteous violence threatens to collapse into pure comedy.