Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!
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📋 Film Details
| Year | 1985 |
| Genre | Comedy, Mystery |
| Director | Tim McDonald |
| Runtime | 88 min. |
| Rating | TMDB: 5.0/10 (2 votes) |
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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) is an acquired taste at 5.0/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.
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A classic from 1985. They don't make them like this anymore — which is exactly why you should watch it. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.
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