The Crotch Watcher
Collection of three short films from Falcon Studios. "The Crotch Watcher" (a.k.a. "Crotch Watchers," "Dirty Words") — Gordon Grant pumps himself up and keeps the hot studs at a glory hole comin' back for more! "Boyhood Dreams" — Michael and Phillip take on Colt star Brian Dexter. "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class" (a.k.a. "Teacher's Pet") — A young student can't keep his big cock down in class and his handsome teacher gives him a detention he won't ever forget!
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📋 Film Details
| Year | 1979 |
| Country | United States of America |
| Director | Matt Sterling |
| Runtime | 65 min. |
| Rating | TMDB: 8.0/10 (2 votes) |
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🎬 MovieFinder's Take
The Crotch Watcher is a very strong film rated 8.0/10. Great direction and performances make this one well worth adding to your watchlist.
A high rating speaks for itself — this film found its audience and didn't let them down. Trust the collective taste.
A classic from 1979. They don't make them like this anymore — which is exactly why you should watch it. Best for: any evening when you want quality cinema with no compromises.
— MovieFinder Editorial
🎭 Cast
Michael
(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
Phillip
(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
Brian Dexter
(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
Gordon Grant
(segment "Crotch Watcher") (archive footage)
Chris
(segment "Crotch Watcher") (archive footage)
Clint
(segment "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class") (archive footage)
Alan Corriveau
(segment "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class") (archive footage)
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