Cruise of the Gods
Watch TrailerAndy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
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📋 Film Details
| Year | 2002 |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Genre | Comedy, Drama, TV Movie |
| Director | Declan Lowney |
| Runtime | 90 min. |
| Rating | TMDB: 4.8/10 (10 votes) |
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Cruise of the Gods is an acquired taste at 4.8/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.
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A 2002 film from an era before CGI overload, with real performances that still hit hard. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.
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