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Movie poster: Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! Once Upon A Time In Southall (2003)
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Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! Once Upon A Time In Southall

2003 · 105 min Crime
2.5 / 10 · TMDB

Welcome to London, home of many creeds and cultures. West London is ruled by the Holy Smokes crime syndicate. North London is the territory of the Triads. South London is governed by the Jamaican mafia, the Yardies. East London is home to the original Anglo-Saxon cockney gangsters, The Firm. It's a roller-coaster ride as the crime syndicates battle to see who rules London!

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Year 2003
Genre Crime
Director Sarjit Bains
Runtime 105 min.
Rating TMDB: 2.5/10 (2 votes)

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Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! Once Upon A Time In Southall is an acquired taste at 2.5/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.

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A 2003 film from an era before CGI overload, with real performances that still hit hard. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.

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