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Movie poster: Celestino y el Vampiro (2003)
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Celestino y el Vampiro

2003 · 90 min Comedy Horror
8.0 / 10 · TMDB

In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.

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📋 Film Details

Year 2003
Country Puerto Rico
Genre Comedy, Horror
Director Radamés Sánchez
Runtime 90 min.
Rating TMDB: 8.0/10 (1 votes)

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Celestino y el Vampiro is a very strong film rated 8.0/10. Great direction and performances make this one well worth adding to your watchlist.

A high rating speaks for itself — this film found its audience and didn't let them down. Trust the collective taste.

A 2003 film from an era before CGI overload, with real performances that still hit hard. Best for: any evening when you want quality cinema with no compromises.

— MovieFinder Editorial

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