🎬 Movie

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Name: The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Released: 2008
Rating: 6.7
Cast: Paul Clemens, Michael James Kacey, Fay Kato, Melissa Paladino, Brian Rohan

2008 · 10 min Comedy Horror

⭐ 6.7 / 10 · TMDB

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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🎬 MovieFinder's Take

The film operates honestly within the horror genre: doesn't rush to frighten, lets the space breathe with anxiety. It's about the feeling of wrongness — slow, but relentless.

The film doesn't rush. That's its greatest strength and greatest risk: if you're not ready for slow horror — it will exhaust you. If you are — it won't let go.

For viewers who need sustained tension, not just a collection of scary moments.

Director: Richard Gale

— MovieFinder Editorial

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Viewing atmosphere: Late at night, alone or with someone who won't be ashamed to admit they're scared. Lights off.