If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal
1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a Thief… I’d Steal portrays the world of Paulo Rocha rummaging through his films and ghosts over the years.
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📋 Film Details
| Original Title | Se Eu Fosse Ladrão... Roubava |
| Year | 2013 |
| Country | Portugal |
| Genre | Drama |
| Director | Paulo Rocha |
| Runtime | 100 min. |
| Rating | TMDB: 5.4/10 (6 votes) |
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If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal is an acquired taste at 5.4/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.
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A 2013 film from an era before CGI overload, with real performances that still hit hard. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.
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