I Kindly Ask You to F**k Off

Alexander, a forty-year-old programmer from Moscow, receives unexpected inheritance—an old house in a remote village. Planning to sell it quickly for a small sum, he arrives for a couple of days, but instead of a simple transaction, he gets dragged into an absurd conflict with locals who refuse to acknowledge his ownership. What starts as a legal formality morphs into a surreal comedy about the clash of urban cynicism and rural stubbornness. The 2026 film in the black comedy genre explores themes of property, boundaries, and what happens when two realities refuse to understand each other. The story unfolds through a series of ridiculous situations where each of Alexander's attempts to prove his point only worsens his predicament, forcing the hero to question who the real outsider is.