Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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📋 Film Details
| Year | 2008 |
| Country | United States of America |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Director | Steve Miner |
| Runtime | 100 min. |
| Rating | TMDB: 6.3/10 (292 votes) |
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🎬 MovieFinder's Take
The director doesn't push the comedy pedal — lets the scene develop at its own pace. The comedic effect arises naturally, without cuing the audience.
If you're looking for light cinema for an evening — this is it. If you're looking for something that'll change your perspective on life — keep scrolling.
For those who can appreciate simple pleasure without overthinking it.
Director: Steve Miner
— MovieFinder Editorial
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Viewing atmosphere: Friday evening with food and company. Doesn't require close attention — works as background too.
🎭 Cast
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
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