The Short Life Of Jaxon Blume

Jaxon Blume, at twenty-three, is disillusioned with everything except the prospect of a quick score. His plan is straightforward: steal a rare baseball card from an eccentric millionaire's collection and vanish. However, on the day of the heist, everything goes wrong from the start. His partner is late, the security system is a cutting-edge model, and the millionaire himself, instead of being away on his yacht, decides to spend the day at home cataloging his vinyl records. This 2026 adventure comedy crime film turns one botched day into a cascade of absurd situations, where every wrong turn leads to even more ridiculous consequences. The characters must not only see the job through but also untangle their own messy lives as the clock ticks down toward total disaster.