Shiver Me Timbers

Captain Barnaby Rustybeard, an 18th-century pirate, awakens in the body of a 21st-century teenager. His ghost ship materializes in a suburban supermarket parking lot, and his skeleton crew demands not treasure, but the Wi-Fi password. His goth neighbor Emily, obsessed with the occult, mistakes him for a TikTok demon. Barnaby must retrieve a cursed amulet stolen from a sea witch before he's hunted not only by British authorities, but also by the wrathful ghost of Cthulhu, who now works as a regional sales manager. This 2025 horror-comedy turns pirate lore into an absurd quest through suburbia, where the true terror isn't sea monsters, but a PTA meeting.