Bikini Nuns

Sister Maria-Angelica hides more than tattoos under her habit — there's a Glock 19 in her prayer beads. When sacred relics vanish from the Monastery of Saint Teresa and a body appears in the garden marked with occult symbols, the police are useless. The investigation falls to the nuns themselves, who turn out to be former special ops agents. Their methods are far from canonical: interrogations in bikinis on the beach, jet-ski chases, and explosions during vespers. Suspects range from a greedy cardinal to a nightclub owner. Each new victim reveals another piece of an ancient conspiracy buried in Vatican archives.