Porch Pirates

🎬 Movie

Porch Pirates

2024 · 107 min Comedy Family Crime

⭐ 3.0 / 10 · TMDB

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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🎬 MovieFinder's Take

Porch Pirates is an acquired taste at 3.0/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.

Not every film is made for everyone. Read the synopsis, watch the trailer — you'll know right away if it's for you.

Released in 2024, this film holds up just as well today. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.

— MovieFinder Editorial

🎭 Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

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Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

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Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Natalie Jones

Charley

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Molly Peyton White

Sarah

Kara Rainer

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

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