When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
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🔍 Search on JustWatch →Porch Pirates is an acquired taste at 3.0/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.
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Released in 2024, this film holds up just as well today. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.
— MovieFinder Editorial
Jay Dee Walters
Jack Tyler
Ryan T. Johnson
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Candace Kirkpatrick
Maria Tyler
Eric Hanson
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Phil Mendoza
Marcos Fernandez
Bill Jenkins
Mayor Jim
David D. Ford
David
Natalie Jones
Charley
Molly Peyton White
Sarah
Kara Rainer
Sally Jones
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