Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems
Martin, exhausted by Parisian life, returns to his native Alsatian town hoping for peace. Instead, he finds himself investigating an absurd crime — someone has stolen all the cheese from the local fair. Teaming up with rule-obsessed officer Eloise and his hapless brother, Martin navigates a maze of ridiculous suspicions. This 2026 crime comedy turns provincial tranquility into chaos of bizarre motives and unexpected revelations, where every resident has a strange alibi.
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📋 Film Details
| Original Title | Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines |
| Year | 2026 |
| Country | Belgium, France |
| Genre | Comedy, Crime |
| Director | Claude Schmitz |
| Runtime | 96 min. |
| Rating | TMDB: 0.5/10 (1 votes) |
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The director employs static frames and long takes to highlight the absurdity within apparent tranquility. Dialogue thrives on misunderstandings and comic inconsistencies.
A perfect pick for those appreciating dark humor without violence and nostalgic for provincial absurdities. — MovieFinder Editorial
Director: Claude Schmitz
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