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Movie poster: Lawyer Luau (2002)
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Lawyer Luau

2002 · 45 min Horror

Debbie plays Patty Hampton, a lawyer, who’s bleeding a businessman (Luke Marlowe) dry due to a frivolous lawsuit. Unable to put food on his table due to the financial strain, he decides to kidnap Ms. Hampton and cook her for his evening meal. Believing it’s only a joke to get even with her, Patty goes along with the whole thing until she realizes too late that Shultz is all too serious. See a fully nude Debbie D tenderized with a massager, covered in cooking oil, and then marinated with champagne. Black comedy at its best!

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Year 2002
Genre Horror
Director Gary Whitson
Runtime 45 min.

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Lawyer Luau is an acquired taste at 0.0/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.

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A 2002 film from an era before CGI overload, with real performances that still hit hard. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.

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