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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025 · 113 min Drama
6.4 / 10 · TMDB

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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🎬 MovieFinder's Take

Human filmmaking in the best sense — characters behave like people, not plot functions. The director's voice is recognizable from the first minutes.

The acting carries the entire film — without it, this would be hollow. But it's there, and it's real. The ending offers no easy answers, which is right.

Works for fans of arthouse and psychological stories. Looking for spectacle — look elsewhere.

Director: Mary Bronstein

— MovieFinder Editorial

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Best Watched: A Saturday evening alone — this kind of film needs quiet and space for thought.

🎭 Cast

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father

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