Homey In The Haystack
After Byron Long witnesses a crime, he turns to the Witness Protection Program. They decide he'd blend in perfectly at a traditional Amish farm. He's does his part to raise the barn and help out, but the fine, innocent white virgins on the farm raise a tent pole in his pants. At first, the community thought he was odd, but they soon learn a thing or two about chocolate love, from this tall, dark, and swollen stranger!
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| Year | 1999 |
| Director | Cool Breeze |
| Runtime | 81 min. |
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Homey In The Haystack is an acquired taste at 0.0/10. We recommend checking the trailer and synopsis before diving in.
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A classic from 1999. They don't make them like this anymore — which is exactly why you should watch it. Best for: genre fans and those open to something unconventional.
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